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Mad Dawg

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Mad Dawg

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SMPX Paddles

SMPX Paddle Line – a masterful blend of lightweight performance and durable...

SMPX Paddles

Crafted from the finest materials on earth

Material

We use only the most premium parts when creating our pickleball paddles to ensure unmatched durability, performance, and comfort for every player. Each paddle is meticulously designed to provide the perfect balance of power, control, and precision, so you can elevate your game to the next level.

Become the paddle

Feel

Our pickleball paddles are designed with the perfect blend of lightweight comfort and ergonomic grip, making them feel like an extension of your hand on the court. Experience superior control and a seamless connection to the game, helping you play your best with every shot.

Look good - Feel good - Play good

Style

Our pickleball paddles aren’t just built for performance—they’re crafted with bold, eye-catching designs that will make you the standout on any court. Get ready to turn heads, dominate your game, and back it up with some serious swagger that’ll have you talking trash with confidence!

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Pink Princess Pickle Eater

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About Us

Our Story

At Suck My Pickleball, we're all about combining high-performance pickleball with a healthy dose of humor. From our hilarious videos featuring our pro team’s antics to our eye-catching paddles (featuring bold designs and, yes, some hot girls), we believe pickleball should be fun, fast, and just a little bit cheeky. Whether you're smashing serves or cracking a smile, we’ve got the gear and the laughs to keep you playing hard—and laughing harder. Game on!

Shipping

At Suck My Pickleball, we pride ourselves on our environmentally friendly, made-to-order practices. Because each product is crafted with care just for you, shipping can take 1-3 weeks. However, we’re usually on the faster side, getting your gear to you as quickly as possible. Thanks for supporting sustainable practices while getting your hands on some seriously awesome pickleball swag!

Returns

At Suck My Pickleball, we take pride in our made-to-order products, which means we do not accept returns unless there’s an error on our part. Since each item is made just for you, we encourage you to double-check sizes and details before placing your order. If something's wrong on our end, rest assured, we’ll make it right. Thanks for understanding and supporting our unique, one-of-a-kind pickleball gear!

Contact

No matter the reason, feel free to reach out to us at any time, even if you just want to talk!

Please email us at: info@suckmypickleball.com

or message us on instagram @suckmypickleball

We look forward to speaking with you :)